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Jimmy and David
(A joke from a series called "A Religious Experience")
By Hal Wickliffe
Copyright 2000 Hal Wickliffe
A joke about how God stays awake.

Young Jimmy and David were discussing God in their Sunday School class when Jimmy asked,
Do you think God ever sleeps?"
David replied firmly, "No!" God is too busy to fall asleep!"
"But," said Jimmy, "how does God keep awake?"
"That's easy," answered David.
"He drinks a lot of heavenly coffee."