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E = m e
By Leo Wiener
Copyright 2000 Leo Wiener
A poem about plays on words.

1. Beowulf = Bay of Wolf
2. Hero sandwiched on by = Hero sandwiched on by
3. millyumms who = millions who yummily
4. cross channel to = cross channel to
5. watch show of = watch show of
6. vulgar boastman in = vulgar boasting man in
7. latest scandaled feat = latest scandaled feat
8. strumming "Never put off till = strumming "Never put off till
9. tomorrow what = tomorrow what
10. you can lewd toady = you can lewdly allude to today"
11. I slide full of TV = I slide full of TV
12. ashleep down a steep slope = asleep to sheep down a sleep slope
13. with a fingal on the remote and = with a finger on the remote and
14. get more than I tobaggan for = get more than I bargain for
15. from an ancient mythter = from an ancient mister of myth
16. who upraises einstein = who raises up a stein
17. to black holes and other = to black holes and other
18. burnt out cigarettes of the = burnt out cigarettes of the
19. unique verse = universe
20. 'Proton = Proton
21. newtron = neutron
22. oldtron = oldtron
23. Between explo = Between exploding
24. and implo = and imploding
25. rides gravity = rides gravity
26. of matter = of matter
27. No foolon = No fooling'