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Paint Job (A joke from a series called "A Religious Experience") By Hal Wickliffe Copyright 2000 Hal Wickliffe

A joke about paint.

Father Dodson phoned to protest about a paint job on his church. "What are you talkin' about!" yelled the contractor "We did a great job on your church." "You did," answered Father Dodson. "I'm just mad because you used Red Devil paint!"